2% milk that I kindly had opened,
The guest would be grateful I surely was hoping
Expired store cakes tied up with strings
These are a few of my least favorite things
Using hot water with so many showers,
I tried to fix it, done all in my powers,
Yet late in the night again my phone still rings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
Turn down the AC to use all the blankets,
This is as annoying as an airbnb stay gets,
Guests who review me and my stars get dings
These are a few of my least favorite things.
When the guest bites, when their stay stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my forum friends’ posts
And then I don’t feel so bad.