I’ve never used a forum before so apologies if I’m not doing this correctly. I have started to write my review bc we are only on Day 2 of a 5 day stay. Here is what I have so far. Thank you for thoughts. Bottom line - If guests are horrible, then hosts should know. We MUST be brave enough to be clear so that the guests a) learn and b) don’t visit the same hell on others. Maybe this is too specific though. Thanks for (gentle) feedback!
Shirleen
In order to ensure that you had a good stay, I provided 2 percent milk in both fridges, as requested. I snipped the bags open to save you time looking for scissors, and you assumed the milk was stale. I bought you cakes, which were three days past a best before date, which I subsequently rectified with the store. You made sure to let us know that the cakes were inedible even though I assumed that when I buy cake from a grocery, they are fresh on that day.
I bought extra pillows and blankets for your pleasure, as you requested in advance. I also made up the futon and roll away bed and placed towels with care on each of the 13 beds, and I put out a sign at the foot of the drive to ensure that you would find your way, (and you left in the road for others to take care of.)
You used up my extra large hot water tank twice in one day. Once your complaints started coming, I explained in writing that this is a house, with the largest hot water tank that money can by. Despite being a Superhost for over two years, where there has NEVER been a problem with hot water before, I even hired an emergency plumber 250 dollars who confirmed that your over use of the hot water was the issue. I explained that on the Air Bnb Platform directly to you, and despite this, you called in the middle of the night to complain that you need more hot water???
I left make up remover towelettes so that makeup would not stain my white towels. These were not used. The white towels were.
My blinds to the downstairs entry have been torn and will need to be replaced.
You left lights on ALL OVER THE HOUSE every time that you left, despite the fact that I honoured your request for a price discount before you came. I saved YOU money, so that you could squander mine.
I never heard the word ‘Thank you’. All I heard were, ‘Nothing is good enough.’ I asked you if you’ve used air bnb before, knowing full well that I had taken a chance with you, as you had NO reviews. You said that you have used it before, so I suggest that the previous hosts chose to land on the ‘If you have nothing nice to say…” rule. I’ll know better for next time.
If you are lucky enough to get an air bnb host to offer your their home in the future, I suggest that you work on your appreciation and gratitude. If you want a place where you can go and treat people like dirt beneath your jeweled feet, please find a Four Seasons and see how well you fare there… NO ONE has ever had a bad experience here because I literally work overtime to ensure that people’s needs are met. I will know going forward to confirm that the people who are lucky enough to come to my home are reasonable people who understand how to show appreciation for others’ things and places.
People - I will change and adapt, and likely add to the list of crap so that it’s not only fully documented for hosts, but also for these people. Or is it too much for me to think that these words might help them learn a valuable lesson about how to be a decent guest…