The holding hands and non social distancing was alarming but …
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OMG, this is so great! Your videos are the best!
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What is lacking in singing capabilities is MORE than made up by creativity, family unity, and parents managing all these new challenges. 
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LOL. True story!..
One of my friends posted this on facebook:
My answer:
The drunk guy at the end of the bar has a ball in his mouth. Luckily it doesn’t belong to any fellow patrons.
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When my youngest was in grade 1, we pulled the kids out of school for 3 weeks and took a trip to Mexico. The kids had their schoolwork with them. I was looking at the workbook my 6 year old was supposed to complete- it was a workbook on phonetics, and there were little pictures on each page that dealt with a different sound combination- th, sk, gh, that sort of thing. On the “sk” page, there was a picture of a rhinocerous, with an arrow pointing to its horn. The word that was supposed to be filled in under the picture was “tusk”.
When we got back, I pointed that out to her teacher, saying this was totally incorrect- that a rhinocerous has a horn, not a tusk, which is an elongated tooth. The teacher’s response was “Oh, I always thought it was called a tusk.”
So multiple generations of Canadian children apparently all grew up thinking that was called a tusk, because they all had that Grade One workbook that some ignorant person put togther.
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haha. hahahaha. hahahah ahahahahahahah.
Love it. This is a complete sentence for me.
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Oh, this is great. The drunk guy at the end of the bar is whining that he wants me to take him for a walk.
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The drunk guy at the end of the bar is curled up on my clean ironing and is trying to sleep it off. And growls at me when I ask him to move.
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The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps chewing on his leg. When I beg him to stop, he snorts at me.
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My new pet, not one hour after I told the previous owner we were keeping him,
“The drunk guy at the end of the bar chewed up the chaise lounge pad into 100 bits…”
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The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps touching his cold, wet nose to my leg.
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The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sniffing the drunk girl at the end of the bar!
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Astaire! Nice to hear from you after a long hiatus (Were you in prison? In an ashram? Interested in any inappropriate details!)
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The guy at the end of the bar wants to get into bed with me.
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The drunk guy at the end of the bar petulantly refuses to let me clip his toenails.
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The drunk girl at the end of the bar is chewing on her feet and scared herself when she farted.
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