Yup…women are innovative and could figure out a way in no time.
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fill a spray bottle about half to 2/3 of white vinegar
1/2 cup of alcohol
2 or 3 drops liquid dish soap
top it off with tap water
I use this on all surfaces. It’s cheap, pretty much non-toxic, and makes everything shine
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Total waste of good vodka or gin. 
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I’m a gin woman myself. So much so that I tell people that there is no such thing as a vodka martini.
Thats what I was thinking 
lol
Yes, I’m female. But this is 2017 - we can stand up and pee too, you know. 
Don’t miss the explanatory video!
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But do you have “aim”?
See the video.
But I will admit that the devise is probably more controllable than a lump of human flesh!
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I beg your pardon. It’s a finely designed squirt gun!
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Which was what I was saying…
All seriousness aside, no matter how careful the aim, there is a very fine spray that that’s unavoidable. Ya gotta sit.
I do!
(Hang on a minute while I visualize…)
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Can you see it in your mind’s eye?
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Then you would need another sign telling the guest not to flush the wipes down the toilet! Why not just use toilet paper? (I have Dettol spray by the loo anyway).
@Rolf, you need a urinal fly or a goal post:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8APHmui-3Is/TMB3yu-VlFI/AAAAAAAAAaY/hPvthVYqgwo/s320/fly-urinal.png
http://forums.pubsgalore.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=1109&d=1405030104
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the stream doesn’t alway come out straight to start with
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Willy Wonka? Wonky Willy?
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I can’t believe I just read this entire thread in one sitting without feeling ill. I guess I have a much stronger stomach now thanks to hosting.
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