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The home was empty on Saturday, but when I started my walk-thru on Sunday it was clear the cleaners had not been there. Oops, they lost the reservation, call in emergency back-up cleaners.
So, walk-thru number two: cleaning job looks good, linens all clean and in place, remotes all accounted for and near TVs , lights all work, clocks all set, amenities all lined up on trays in bathrooms…wait, what is this? There, neatly arranged between the shampoo and sunscreen was a barely used bottle of personal lubrication.
Perhaps I should just add some viagra and rename it “the Love Shack”. Wouldn’t be the only one in this senior community…
Humor aside, we read stories from hosts all the time about how the cleaners didn’t show up or didn’t do their job. It’s refreshing to read about a host that understands that 100% of listing preparation cannot be left to a simple cleaning crew AND has a backup plan for when the cleaning crew doesn’t show up.
Friend who worked as a nurse in her doctor husband’s office said all these old ladies would complain about the development of Viagra. Their husbands, who had mercifully left them alone in that regard for years, suddenly had ongoing boners and were bothering them for sex all the time.
Yes, I did some googling and retract my statement.
The counter-stories included one from the Villages News itself
It helpfully pointed out that, regarding the past arrests of some Villagers for, 1) engaging in sexual intercourse in a pavilion and 2) a sexual escapade on a utility box, “neither story had anything to do with STDs.”
No it wouldn’t considering its reputation as a hotbed of stds!
On that one with you, posts the woman who got pregnant the first time she had sex…
Oh this is priceless!!!
BTW, @dpfromva , I’m just down the road a ways in Apollo Beach, a hotbed of swinging, drinking, and debauchery that would make Caligula proud. Or so I’ve heard. Passage Key (what a name!) is packed on weekends with naked people who should (mostly) be clothed. A lot.