Strangest items guests have left behind

[triciatav]

In the past year, the following three items have been left at my place:

1. Two spider crabs in the oven - when I first opened the oven door, I thought they were severed hands!
2. A Jejoue vibrating cock ring, found by my housekeeper under the couch, and which I, in my naivete, thought was a dog toy!
   3 And the latest, left by my last guest, a Spy Guy camera checker, which again my housekeeper found down the side of the armchair.

Can anyone top these?

[jaquo]

I think you’ll see plenty more here.

Weirdest Thing Guests Left Behind

Got to ask. What is the weirdest thing a guest has left behind. Today we were left with a 5 pound tub of wedding cake frosting, which was not the weirdest thing. The large chefs knife was stashed between the mattress and box spring like in Basic Instinct.

[triciatav]

Eeek Sounds terrifying!

[LoneStar]

#3 was the guest who left #2 … he had to come back just to be sure. I don’t want to think about how crabs relate, though.

[muddy]

A working iphone in the garbage can, with a cracked screen.

[georgiahost]

@LoneStar

the guest who left #2 … he had to come back just to be sure

I did a double take at this post, before I realized you were referencing the first post…