I was leaving reviews on Airbnb and not really paying attention. I leave the same review for almost all guests: “Great guests, left the apartment clean and in good condition. Will always be welcome back.” I do them in batches, and I just paste that into each one.
Well, I was doing them today, hitting Control-V without really looking. And after 2-3 guests I realized I was pasting in this: “Am incercat sa cumpar o inghetata de la Friandise. Cand am intrat erau doua femei in spatele tejgehelei.”
Translation: I tried to buy an ice cream cone from Friandise. When I walked in there were two women behind the counter.