Omgoodness! Guests are better suited … had me roaring this morning! Thanks for the laughs!!
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I nearly spit my wine out reading this.
RR
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A day in the life…lol
BTW, I just had a guest check out who is better suited to stay in her parent’s basement 
Or maybe, here’s one,
Guest is better suited to stay with a sugar daddy.
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I have a friend who bought a house here in Mexico that had a brown toilet. The seller told him it was great because you really never need to clean it. He was serious.
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Well sure 
A brown toilet, ugly as it sounds, must have some perk.
That reminds me of all the people here who like colored linens because they “hide stains.” That’s what I liked about carpet. How quick it was to vacuum, hiding all the crap that’s in it.
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Well, that’s a bit different. Just because something has a small stain that no one would notice doesn’t mean it’s not clean.
Never cleaning the toilet because it doesn’t look dirty is in a whole other realm.
I’m puzzled by some new laundry detergent ads that purport to remove “stains you can’t see.” If it’s been laundered and therefore clean, why do I care about stains I can’t see?
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My thought exactly!
To my mind, “a stain you can’t see” is an oxymoron.
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For once, I didn’t have to revert to Google…
JF
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That would be the perfect product name for something that professed to remove stains you can’t see, wouldn’t it? Instead of Oxiclean, Oximoron.
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Comes with free UV torch!
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Did he offer an explanation? I’d be curious to know how he’d respond!