I had a couple stay last week. It wasn’t extremely unpleasant, but there were things that stood out with these guests.
The husband smelled like BO the whole time and left the room smelling like BO
They showed up an hour early, but went to the park across the street. I was painting. Then they kept sending me messages saying they didn’t think the message went through. I responded multiple times through airbnb. I called and left a message. They finally texted me. After I finally got them checked in (took 20 minutes for them to come to the door), they said the husband got a cell phone for the first time, he didn’t know how to use it, and the wife told him not to call me as “people don’t call anymore”. The phone number listed on their profile is their home phone.
They left the kitchen messy each morning. Coffee grinds all over. Didn’t clean the French press. Left dirty dishes. Didn’t close up and seal the coffee beans. And the weirdest part… they left cabinet doors and drawers open.
I got the impression that they think I’m running a hotel. That they can show up whenever and dirty up my kitchen, and then I’ll scurry behind them and clean up their messes.
Also conversations with them seemed stilted.
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