review
Ah, what an experience hosting these guests! Their unparalleled talent for detecting mysterious odors left me in awe. Despite my genuine concern for their comfort, I fell for their well-rehearsed act and granted a refund without hesitation, as I was attending to a family emergency. Little did I know that this was their stage to claim a free night’s stay.
Upon closer inspection, it became evident that the air was as fresh as ever in my well-maintained and 5-star rated property. It seems their olfactory prowess may have misled them. Perhaps they should consider a career in theater, for their performance was truly remarkable!
As a host who values honesty and open communication, I hope future hosts have the pleasure of witnessing their spectacular theatrics. I wish them the best of luck on their future travels and hope they find accommodations that meet their impeccable standards