Reviews you wish you could give

[KKC]

We’ve agreed that we should save the snark and just vent here. So you’re doing great. However, I’ve seen snarky reviews as well as snarky responses to reviews on Airbnb. So some people apparently can get away with it.

@balivilla has written some great drafts of snarky reviews here. here’s one example:

What review to give to a guest who faked an issue to get a full refund?

review Ah, what an experience hosting these guests! Their unparalleled talent for detecting mysterious odors left me in awe. Despite my genuine concern for their comfort, I fell for their well-rehearsed act and granted a refund without hesitation, as I was attending to a family emergency. Little did I know that this was their stage to claim a free night’s stay. Upon closer inspection, it became evident that the air was as fresh as ever in my well-maintained and 5-star rated property. It seems …