I have been hosting for two years now. 450 guests. Two apartments. I guess I have been lucky. I have only found a condom behind one of the night stands.
Used clear ear plugs, stuck on the top, back of headboard. If only the guests who marked me down for invisble dust had seen this!
Oh. Em. Gee. My weirdest - and most disgusting - was a used panty liner in my bedside table, but a KNIFE between the mattress and boxspring is 'effing terrifying!
Used but appeared clean tampon applicator under the couch. Yuck.
Naked Barbie style doll in bedroom; no children were part of the rental. Yuck.
This one:
A fellow host from my city recently told me that his cleaning service found a handgun in the apartment after that guest has left…
I’m imagining it all being from a slightly confused person
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2 canisters of “medical cannabis” and someone’s driver’s license (NOT the guest’s) were probably the most odd. But we have a laundry basket FULL of bras and underwear. Apparently our guests are not in the least concerned with going commando when they leave.
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Part af a bong, it reeked and very unhappy that they indulged inside.
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It was our knife. Missing from the knife block.
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Wow. Some of those are the really good ones!
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I know someone with panic disorder who only felt safe if knives were out of sight.
Ha ha! Yes, if it had all been left by the same guest that would be hilarious! (They must have taken their self-help book with them)
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A gross looking bong. A 3/4 tub of wedding cake icing, too! (what gives with the icing?). Used condoms thrown in the trash can (thank goodness). Multiple bottles of vitamins and supplements, that belonged to a retired physician. He asked me to mail them back to him. A address book that was years old, found under the bed frame. (yes, I looked thru it).
Haha… That is good. Let’s keep them coming. I have dealt with dogs in
heat (3 times), gallons of cheap vodka (no problem), and a gallon of baked
beans left in the fridge.
Once had a man and his daughter stay. He left the daughter behind and didn’t realise he’d done so.
It was a Mr David Cameron.
(Former British Prime Minister)
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No way! Cameron stayed with you? Or are you taking the piss?
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Well, this is part of something that happened when (or shortly before) he was PM. He once left his daughter in a pub and went away without realising it. He was mocked for it all the time.
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That was before we all found out about pig-gate
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