Isn’t this forum owned by AirBNB?
Why do I have to read opinions on lawful protests in support of our greatest American president, when this is for STR information only.
I want this topic closed or I’m deleting my account?
I’m leaving. Did you hear me? I’m leaving. Yes I’m leaving!
I figured I’d beat them to it 
EDIT 1/16/21: Nostradamus, I am not, but I seemed to call where this topic would head. What I didn’t predict was how some would mistake my humor for reality. Before taking my post too seriously, save yourself some embarrassment and read on.