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Toilet seat horror

Man, I love this forum. lolll

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It is a nuance of translating German prepositions into English.

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Just make sure (like poor GardenGnome) you don’t check in during lunch time…ha!

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I was wondering one thing.

Is the shit the result of eating a curry?
Or is there actual curry on the toilet? Like he put the curry in the toilet?

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Do you remember the scene from 'Auf Wiedersehen,Pet’? The lads were queuing up for the loo in the morning after a curry and Oz said something like:

(Geordie accent) ‘I don’t know why we don’t just buy a curry and flush it down the toilet, eliminating the middle man’.

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The most unappetizing post I have ever seen! Period!

Hot Pockets

After that, I can’t help thinking of that scene in the opening of Slumdog Millionaire where the protagonist falls through the latrine.

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Then there’s the one in Schindler’s List where the two lads hide in the latrine to escape the guards.
This is just a crappy post, period. I don’t see it getting better!

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hi kitty, you don’t need to catch mice today?

He did both. There is a part which connect the wall and the toillet, there is curry on it…there is a hole in the toillet, at the side of the hole there is shit like yellow stars

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lol I haven’t been on all week and this was the first post I read :laughing:

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I just don’t know how she thought she’d go unnoticed. :smile:

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She isn’t trying to go unnoticed. I used to think she was dumb but now I think she’s a troll. The kitty comment to felixcat removed all doubt.

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There is a host in Dublin who says no used sanitary towels to be left in the sink, imagine doing that for some host to clean up

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Yikes! That must have been one hell of an experience.

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Thank you for that helpful illustration.
:laughing:

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@KIKI

What kind of review did you end up writing?

I wrote: Kitty didn’t catch enough mice and could not make curry mice.

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