Toilet seat horror

Man, I love this forum. lolll

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It is a nuance of translating German prepositions into English.

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Just make sure (like poor GardenGnome) you donā€™t check in during lunch timeā€¦ha!

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I was wondering one thing.

Is the shit the result of eating a curry?
Or is there actual curry on the toilet? Like he put the curry in the toilet?

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Do you remember the scene from 'Auf Wiedersehen,Petā€™? The lads were queuing up for the loo in the morning after a curry and Oz said something like:

(Geordie accent) ā€˜I donā€™t know why we donā€™t just buy a curry and flush it down the toilet, eliminating the middle manā€™.

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The most unappetizing post I have ever seen! Period!

Hot Pockets

After that, I canā€™t help thinking of that scene in the opening of Slumdog Millionaire where the protagonist falls through the latrine.

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Then thereā€™s the one in Schindlerā€™s List where the two lads hide in the latrine to escape the guards.
This is just a crappy post, period. I donā€™t see it getting better!

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hi kitty, you donā€™t need to catch mice today?

He did both. There is a part which connect the wall and the toillet, there is curry on itā€¦there is a hole in the toillet, at the side of the hole there is shit like yellow stars

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lol I havenā€™t been on all week and this was the first post I read :laughing:

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I just donā€™t know how she thought sheā€™d go unnoticed. :smile:

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She isnā€™t trying to go unnoticed. I used to think she was dumb but now I think sheā€™s a troll. The kitty comment to felixcat removed all doubt.

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There is a host in Dublin who says no used sanitary towels to be left in the sink, imagine doing that for some host to clean up

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Yikes! That must have been one hell of an experience.

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Thank you for that helpful illustration.
:laughing:

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@KIKI

What kind of review did you end up writing?

I wrote: Kitty didnā€™t catch enough mice and could not make curry mice.