One-worders to describe 'em as they come

Early-arrivers
Late-leavers

These are probably the most obvious.

No, maybe it should have been…I could have charged more for it!!!

wow, I love the sage in the microwave. we definitely vote up firestarters, and I can add glass breakers

no matter how many signs we put up, saying this is the light switch, this is the on for the shower, this is where anything on earth is, they will stand in front of the sign and ask where it is. blindasbats?

or the I can’t wait for you to answer my question without asking it again. I’m not sure what to call that.

Cheesy-feet loo-breakers

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is ā€˜tosspots’ a word?

ArgueBnb
Where you are willing to host/ be a guest when both parties clearly have opposing political views.

(Host Guarantee for breakages is waived. Host is advised to provide cheap and easily replaceable crockery.)

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I’d’ve thought these days that would be alt-bnb!

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No, no, that would be PartisanBnb. Although I suspect many alt-r’s would shrink in horror because it might involve wearing a beret and suchlike.
Oh what a minefield!

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Crickets
Don’t respond to your messages until checkin day!

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