(Oh no…now I’m dying of curiosity as to the removed word.)
Why not focus on all the new words coined in this thread eh?
And we’re still waiting for your contributions!
Pffttbbbt! … 
Are you doing a Calvin and Hobbes??
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Alexa-obsessors - Constantly talking to Alexa dot
Riverdancers - Sounds like a clogging troop from Ireland living above you
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Midstay-leavers - Get many of them?
SurprisePet-Bringers?
We are pet friendly anyway but shocked how many people fail to mention they are bringing pets.
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I guess not as shocking as Surprise-Petters 
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I have yet to have a guest surprise pet me.
Knocks on wood.
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Ha! Like it. I was going to suggest ‘Stompers’ but you got there first!
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So you always saw it coming eh, hehehe!
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Ha ha, mind-reader toekeeper-oner wit-bringer
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Porn artists - when we first started we found our bedroom being used in a movie - on porn hub! Our neighbor told me that a load of film stuff had gone in there and hubby just for a joke face matched the pic of the girl who booked on google and it came up on that. We could see all our stuff in the background! We just thank god that they changed the sheets to their own and when I went in with my purple light found nothing but I scrubbed and mopped and stripped everything, we don’t have that place now! It was two girls so my hubby jokes me all the time if it’s two girls booking our other place if they wouldn’t mind if he takes a look in on them to make sure they are ok. I ended up complaining to the site and it got taken down as hubby was using it as a grand old joke to all his friends and I wasn’t too keen on that as we still wanted to rent it out lol…
Oh and “family extras” - they never tell you that they have invited the whole extended family and when you arrive to clean there is hastily put away air mattresses and such all over the place. Some people actually tell us bit most don’t, once I swear we must have had 15 people in our one bedroom place as every single towel, sheet and quilt was used…oh and yes, we have had bed wetters too Astaire!
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I always love these ones–they stealthily try to sneak their pet Yapping Chihuhua or pissed off cat-in-a-carrier past my sister (who lives downstairs where the guest rooms are) and into their private room. Some try the distraction technique where one guests distracts the host with ObiWan Kenobi handwaving while the second guest conspicuously attempts to sneak past with the pet. Others attempt to come in later at night, under the cover of darkness to smuggle their contraband in. My sister always ignores them and lets me know afterwards so I can have a good eyeroll.
Our pet policy allows pets. At no extra charge. such a shame these peeps don’t read.
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Yeti’s. AKA Sasquatch.
Because only a Yeti can shed that much hair in one night or require the use of that many towels for one shower.
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Lordy, porn?? I just have to ask… was the infamous STOOL in any of those background shots?!! 
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I don’t work my corny jokes on my guests, only on forumites I can wind up, like Helpsi 
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I’ve had some nice gifts, but some more questionable - the last 2 chocolates in a box, a posy of flowers that they bought for themselves and decided to leave rather than take away, with few of the petals remaining - oh, and a jumper left on the floor by mistake then when I text her about it, she responded, “I gift it to you with love from my heart” - a lovely thought but she could see there was about 6 sizes difference between us!
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