Obese guest and damaging the bed

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I think this was the one.

Obese, smelly man broke my bed!

Good lord…a 31 year old, DRUNK guest checks in, I show him and his dink cousin to the room, he PLOPS down onto my trundle bed and BAM! it collapses to the ground and bends the frame. His cousin laughs and laughs and says “Didn’t he tell you he weighs 400 pounds?”. Uh no he did not. Once we examine and see the bent, unfixable damage, the heavy man says “Maybe it was like that!”. WHAT??? It was in its upright position just fine when your cousin sat on it first and when you plopped your smelly azz …