Oh sunshine,
My heart goes out to you… .And having had a nasty review in my past, with similar pettiness, I know it’s tempting to write that long defensive response… but I urge you… PLEASE DON’T! As Monica above mentioned, Air publishes both the bad review AND your response, fully expanded. To my horror, I saw that was the case when I left a long winded response to a little weasel who went to great lengths to compile a laundry list of everything he hated… and this was a guy I got a special helicopter deal for, through my contacts as a travel guidebook writer!!! At that time, Air would let you change it within 48 hours and I wrote to him pleading… he agreed to edit it and said he didn’t mean for it to sound so harsh… but because I had responded, it was locked and no change/edit was possible! I shouldn’t have said so much!!! My response took up almost half of the review page!!! Acck!
But unfortunately, this guests of yours left such a smackdown that all you can do is reply in the very unemotional way that Jack suggested. For other ideas, have a look at the way hotels respond to smacks on Travel Advisor or Yelp. They always state the response simply and unemotionally. “We are sorry you were displeased with your stay and that it wasn’t a fit. Your feedback will help us improve. We wish you well in the future.” Potential guests are looking to see how you respond to a problem. So keep it simple! One or two sentences max… Otherwise, if you say anything else, you will be seen as overly emotional and defensive!! Potential guests reading their review will get that they are kooks. That’s transparent enough!
sunshine, we long time hosts have been there, and feel your pain. It’s partly why I don’t go out of my way to do extras (I GIVE GUESTS IRISH CHOCOLATE< TEA< IRISH WHISKY COFFEE, LOTS OF TOILETRIES- SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, FACEWIPES, PERFUME/AFTERSHAVES, SHOWER GEL, BATH OIL, TOWELS, FLANNELS, TOOTH PASTE. ASWELL AS BREAKFAST OF A HUGE BOWL OF FRESH FRUIT, IRISH BREADS, CEREAL, YOGERT, DRINKS…) and also why I don’t do favors like late check out or let guests push me around. Some guests, as you discovered, will grab up these goodies, even ask for more but still complain.
They are idiots and a review like this is so bad, that you could try calling Air. Be sure to be able to quote the reasons why it violates their review policy. They may just erase it altogether. I hope so.
As a pointless but comforting exercise, try googling reviews of the Waldorf Astoria or the 4 Seasons. You will definitely find clowns who aren’t happy with the best hotels in the world! Insecure people love to throw their weight around if they are powerless in the world otherwise.
At the end of the day, the guests who “get” us are the ones we want. Your five star reviews and the other good reviews will save you. People will still book your awesome place, take heart!!!