So my guest who just checked in brought a undeclared dog, I sent him my message for such occasions:
I see you brought your dog:). I wish you would have said something I would have put out the dog stuff (The dog bowls and stuff is in the closet downstairs ). and left you this:
Dogs
We love dogs in our town,
Most restaurants up here will allow dogs on the deck and outside seating areas.
Tell your humans not to leave you alone in the cabin and to keep you on a leash outside.
Even the best dogs can be destructive when alone in a new place. Please let your people know not to have you on the furniture. We left you a nice fleece throw you can use on the floor and take with you when you leave.
Do keep dogs on leash on the property and clean up after your dog, bag up the dog logs and put in the trash can outside. Please stay off of the lawn, it is new and dog urine will burn spots into it. There is a colored towel for cleaning paws, other towels are for humans. Do report any damages or accidents the cabin we have only hosted a few dogs and none of them have pee’d on the rugs, we use a blacklight to be certain.
You can pay the pet fee ($50) to
Venmo @xxxxxxxx or just leave cash.
Thanks!
And he sent me a service dog certificate! , because those are a real thing except they are not.
Here is the link, only 3 steps to get your own certificate plus they even sell vests!
Whatever
RR