We have a couple in the trailer. He just called me asking about a first aid kit, which I told him was in the cabinet. Lucky I just checked the contents, but it was a quite disturbing call, and I am in the Fb rabbit hole, so I was up.
I texted them 5 minutes later “Are you ok I’m so worried”
Their ( her) response
"Yes-don’t worry-We Good,
Wtf is there going to be blood all over my trailer and patio???