Rant…
I’m at my wits’ end here…
My last 4 guests have all eaten food in the bedroom. My HR state “No food eaten or stored in bedroom, there is space in the kitchen.” My meet & greet reinforces this. I say “BUGS! This is Florida and we’ve had issues in the past.” I mention quarterly pest control and only 30 day warranty or they will pay $80.
There are FIVE places to eat your food: Indoors: kitchen table (seats 4), dining room table (seats 8); Outdoors: lanai table (seats 6), pool area table (seats 4), cute seating area on lanai (seats 6 with table for charcuterie and wine).
And yet…
Recently my daughter, son-in-law, and grandson came to visit after the guest from heck and the follow-up guests, both sets of guests stored and ate food in the bedroom. As I “checked in” my daughter, there were BUGS. We killed them.
Which guest do I blame? I’ve had back-to-back bookings and I clean like a fiend - especially due to the
- potato chip bags
- Nuts
- Breakfast bar crumbs and wrappers
- muffins
- FRIED CHICKEN
- Ice cream
- wine and chips in bed with wine glass left there for days
- Assorted chocolate snacks
- candy bars.
So daughter et al leave. I have 3 days to clean. I clean daily. Daily. Hands, knees, under the bed, in tiny crevices. Crumbs are everywhere. I’m vacuuming daily. Un-f-ing-believable.
Guests #3 come. Eating in bedroom. I mention it. They say “OK,” and they do it again. And again. Then leave. Crumbs and sticky candy bar wrappers.
Guests #4 come - same thing (they’re they fried chicken gals) Who the f-k eats greasy fried chicken in bed???
Now I have #5. Pregnant lady, nice husband. I ask if I can get to the linen closet to put stuff away “Sure.” What do I find OPEN crackers. I get it, she’s pregnant, but seriously…
WTF is wrong with people? I have never, ever, since I started in 2017 up until the 1* across the board guest from heck, have had this many problems getting my point across.
They’re ALL, except 1 couple in their 60s, in their late 30s, early 40s. Is it generational? Entitlement? General f-k you to me and my HR?? IDK.
On the plus side, I have a repeat coming who is absolutely a gem. She’s booked 2 1/2 weeks M-F (leaving Friday) and I’ve blocked the weekends so she can leave stuff here and blocked days around her visit.
I know, I clearly need a break, but seriously, how f-king hard is it to respect a host? Do I charge them all the $80 it will cost me for an out of 30 day revisit from my pest control company? I have the time stamped photos of food and drinks and ice cream in the garbage and on the dresser (!).
#FML.
Rant over.