How’s this for a list of rules in the event we choose to go with IB? What have I missed?
House Rules:
Act like you’re staying at your girlfriend’s mom’s house for the first time - be respectful, clean up after yourself, and be prepared to make new friends!
As the good king Hammurabi once said “Good rules make good livin’” (paraphrased), so I’ll spell out some specifics:
Communicate your arrival and departure times, and any changes. We want to be sure we are here and ready to greet you! Please don’t arrive early without prior notice.
Do not smoke anywhere in the house. If you smoke outside, pick-up your trash.
Children are welcome, but children of all ages count as ‘people’ and must be included in the guest count.
Use ‘inside’ voices! You are not renting a concrete bunker ; ). If you come in after 11 or wake up before 7, be thoughtful of everyone else who may be sleeping. “Do unto others”
Arriving at the home with more guests than you booked, including babies and small children, violates airbnb rules and our policy. (Can you believe guests actually try to do this? Yep! It’s true!) If you arrive with more guests than you booked for, the reservation must be changed to reflect the proper number of guests before you will be allowed to check-in. This will be done standing at my front door. No one will be happy at this point. Please book for the correct number of guests.
Remove make-up before crawling into bed. Make-up stains bedding. Please don’t eat or drink anything while sitting on the bedding. We want to provide nice-quality bedding yet still keep our price low. This is a family-owned business. However! Accidents happen! If you spill something on the sheets or blankets, please alert us immediately so that we can wash it. Thanks!
Strip the beds of sheets when you leave, then fold the blankets and place on the beds. This benefits you! I once found a very expensive high-tech watch in the bedding, and often find clothing mixed in. It also helps us keep this little business a happy place for all.
Communicate to us promptly if the accommodations to not meet your needs or expectations. Give us a chance to fix it - because we will try!
If you are here for more than 2 days, and/or if you put raw meat or vegetables in the trash, take the trash out. This will keep your kitchen area clean and pleasant.
The trampoline on the property is very old. If you choose to use it, or anything else on the property, including the bicycles, it is entirely at your own risk. If you choose to allow your children to use it, it is entirely at your own risk. I make no warranties or guarantees about the safety of the trampoline, swing, bicycles, or anything else.
Thanks for reading all our rules! We love our guests and can’t wait to meet you!