This is what i put now on the listing under
Other Things to Note About This Listing (i know it could be funny but i am dead serious)
airbnb BOOKING POLICY: We require airbnb reservation booked for personal travel to be booked by the person who’s going to stay at the listing. However, for business trips, airbnb allows designated bookers at companies enrolled in airbnb for Business to book trips on behalf of others.
SMOKING POLICY: This is a NON-Smoking area INCLUDING outside of the surrounding premise. Guest violates smoking policy is subject to a $25.00 fine and penalty via Host Resolution after stay.
PAYMENT POLICY: We do not accept cash or Paypal for side deals. All payments are thru airbnb.
OVERWEIGHT OR OBESE GUEST: If guest is very overweight or obese, the booking is subject to cancellation by host or being denied entry at the door.
SICK GUEST: If guest has any kind of health issue such as flu or cold, the booking is subject to cancellation by host or being denied entry at the door.
LOUD SNORING GUEST: If guest is aware of having snoring problem and did not inquire the host on the problem before booking, multiple days booking is subject to revoke and host will not offer satisfactory review to guest on the “one day” experience.