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Just got back from the crime scene and I found no blood stains on the sheets! Apparently this guys mother (who is one of the guests) managed to soak the sheets in cold water. He kept insisting that it was the sofa bed that cut him as he pointed towards his elbows. However, I could see not see any bruise or cut there!
I proceeded to inspect the sofa bed with my bare hands and there was absolutely nothing that could cut anyone. The sofaās mechanism is all hidden under the soft top. (its an IKEA FRIHETEN sofa)
I offered to give the guest new sheets and I washed the ones he stained with a cold wash, all came out good as new.
As I walked out I noticed his finger had a band aid! I think he was making some excuse, so Iām guessing there is another truth to his story. Anyway I left it at that, keep my cool and left them to enjoy their holiday.
Good to hear it was a successful outcome! And thank you for coming back to update. How old is this guy?? I canāt quite get my head round someone who contacts a host because he somehow cut his likkle finger and his mum had to wash the sheets for him.
As long as we are (ahem) briefly off topic and talking about houses and holes (not Hersheyās chocolate kisses)ā¦one of my dadās famous comments was, āSheās built like a brick house.ā I never knew what that meant.
Most outhouses back in the day were wood (yāknow, with that cute little half moon cut out), so I just always assumed that meant the girl was really built solid, stacked, whatever sexist term you want to supply for curvy hips and big breasts.
Silly old stuff, huh? Many of my older relatives I like to pretend I am not with them when out and about . . .
Oh no, not men. I now present to you the lyrics of the Commodores āBrick House,ā 1977:
Ow, sheās a brick house
Sheās mighty-mighty, just lettinā it all hang out
Sheās a brick house
That ladyās stacked and thatās a fact
Aināt holding nothing back
Ow, sheās a brick house
Well put-together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
She knows she got everything
That a woman needs to get a man, yeah, yeah
How can she lose with the stuff she use
Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six oh what a winning hand
āCause sheās a brick house
Sheās mighty-mighty, just lettinā it all hang out
Sheās a brick house
Ow, that lady stacked and thatās a fact
Aināt holding nothing back
Ow, sheās a brick house
Yeah, sheās the one, the only one, built like an amazon
The clothes she wears, her sexy ways
Make an old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah
She knows sheās built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees
āCause sheās a brick house
Yeah, sheās mighty mighty, just lettinā it all hang out
Sheās a brick house
The ladyās stacked and thatās a fact
Aināt holding nothing back
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now . . .
My gut instinct is that his girlfriend had her period and is too embarrassed to say so.
However - I would not admitt to anything, but to simply ask āoh where and how did that happenā - maybe there is a tiny sharp spring on it that needs tucking away.
But you can never be too careful with people, there is always someone out to sue, so donāt admit to anything