Saint Jude, glorious apostle, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, you are the patron of difficult and desperate cases. Pray for me, whose difficult Airbnb guest has made me so miserable. Make use, I implore you, of that particular privilege accorded to you to bring visible and speedy help where help was almost despaired of. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive guidance on how to respond when this guest repeatedly pulls my chain. Help me with all the necessities, tribulations, and sufferings this guest has caused. I promise you, O blessed Saint Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor. Saint Jude, pray for me and for all who are burdened and cursed with such [fill in your favorite adjective here] guests. Amen.
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LOL. This is hilarious. Luckily you have this forum where you can get actual help.
What is this [fvcl<ing] guest actually doing? My curiousity is piqued.
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Just crucify them. Call me - I know a good carpenter and I have nails.
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Very apt for us “hosts”
All the best
Al
May the lord grant you coffee to help the guests who can be helped
and wine to accept the guests who cannot.
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Without going into all the morbid details, let’s just say it’s another wealthy, entitled couple expecting to be spoiled and coddled with a five-star hotel experience when paying $70 per night to stay in a rural bungalow.
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