AuPairbnb: when you have to bring your kids with you, but you can’t be bothered to look after them while you’re there.
Marebnb - horses welcome
Millionairebnb - even the showers are golden
From the dark side…
CellarBnB, for long term visits that are captive-vating…
DebonairBnB for the stylish and charming.
FullOfHotAirBnB - I have my target audience in mind already…
Once tired of the long hair… book into NairBnB
Gaybnb - airbnb for gay people. No wait, there is already a homesharing site for gay people: misterbnb.
StareBnB, for people who don’t mind the neighbors looking in when they are undressing in front of the window .
Also StairsBnB for those BnB’s located on the 3rd floor or above, but with no elevator present.
FlairBnB for people with flair.
DareBnB where clothing is optional.
SighBnB where we really just can’t bothered any more. 'Here’s your room" Sigh. “Yeah, it’s fine”. Sigh.
TiggerBnB, The complete opposite to the above. “Here’s your room! Isn’t it GREAT?!!!” "Oh my god, it’s SO WONDERFUL"
Bouncy bouncy spring!
HumidifiedAirBnB, IonisedAirBnB, FilteredAirBnB - Welcome to our therapy rooms. Take a deep breath and relax…
MarijuanairBnB - Non nonsmoking
TakeTheStairBnB - Sorry, the elevator / lift is broken
CompressedAirBnB - all the appliances are pneumatic
NoseStuckInTheAirBnB - Accommodation for the over opinionated
Anticipating what guests will do wrong.
We really do have a book here!
WheelChAirBnB - step free access, a welcome alternative to TakeTheStairBnB
That’s actually really useful Im going to look it up
NotThereBnb - for guests who no-show??
Or Airbnb’s that don’t exist
Airbnb for people who run BNBs - bnbbnb
for pandas - bearbnb
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