AuPairbnb: when you have to bring your kids with you, but you can’t be bothered to look after them while you’re there.
6 Likes
Marebnb - horses welcome
2 Likes
Millionairebnb - even the showers are golden
4 Likes
From the dark side…
CellarBnB, for long term visits that are captive-vating…
3 Likes
DebonairBnB for the stylish and charming.
FullOfHotAirBnB - I have my target audience in mind already…
4 Likes
Once tired of the long hair… book into NairBnB
2 Likes
Gaybnb - airbnb for gay people. No wait, there is already a homesharing site for gay people: misterbnb.
StareBnB, for people who don’t mind the neighbors looking in when they are undressing in front of the window 
.
Also StairsBnB for those BnB’s located on the 3rd floor or above, but with no elevator present.
3 Likes
FlairBnB for people with flair.
DareBnB where clothing is optional.
FiveStarBnb (self-explanatory)
SighBnB where we really just can’t bothered any more. 'Here’s your room" Sigh. “Yeah, it’s fine”. Sigh.
2 Likes
TiggerBnB, The complete opposite to the above. “Here’s your room! Isn’t it GREAT?!!!” "Oh my god, it’s SO WONDERFUL"
Bouncy bouncy spring!
HumidifiedAirBnB, IonisedAirBnB, FilteredAirBnB - Welcome to our therapy rooms. Take a deep breath and relax…
MarijuanairBnB - Non nonsmoking
TakeTheStairBnB - Sorry, the elevator / lift is broken
CompressedAirBnB - all the appliances are pneumatic
NoseStuckInTheAirBnB - Accommodation for the over opinionated
3 Likes
And, don’tyoudarebnb
Anticipating what guests will do wrong.
We really do have a book here!
2 Likes
YouCan’tParkThereBnB
WheelChAirBnB - step free access, a welcome alternative to TakeTheStairBnB
3 Likes
That’s actually really useful Im going to look it up
NotThereBnb - for guests who no-show??
2 Likes
Or Airbnb’s that don’t exist
1 Like
Airbnb for people who run BNBs - bnbbnb
3 Likes
for pandas - bearbnb