@Astaire can I just say - thanks for bringing your wit and lightheartedness to the forum. Your posts are pure awesome 
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swearbnb
I think I am already a permanent resident
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Thank you so much @Gardenhost, that’s a very kind thing to say. 
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A tip o the hat to Astaire!
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je vous en prie! doitashimashite! 
I thought solitairebnb was for people in the office bored?
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I was thinking along these lines too! Mine was going to be alapeciabnb but that’s opposite to the intention of the thread (as in, only guests with NO HAIR are welcome!).
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Hairbnb - for bald men looking to restore!
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Winebnb for people who like a taste of the local vines;
Whinebnb for people for whom not even the best will do
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I lol’d at Blairbnb
Tim
TurnoverBnB
Dispairbnb : Fawlty Towers-esque, comically terrible accommodations… catering to the niche market of people who go on holiday just to complain? Think I’m onto something :)?
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RepairBnb catering to handymen everywhere! Come and get your fix!
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Idon’tcarebnb: Flexible check-in; there is no lock on the door. Bring as many people as you want – party hearty! Host does not clean; bring your own cleaning supplies if wanted. Water, heat and /or electric may or may not be working depending on whether host has bothered to pay bill. No beds; plenty of floor space. Shared space with host’s friends, relatives and the occasional squatter.
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@dpfromva
I think I saw a listing like this 
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Yes, I have heard of peebnb. They used to provide exactly one toilet-sharing place in our city of 1,000,000 people. Big deal. Probably have to wait for 5 hours for the loo to be vacant. I don’t think they are around, any longer.
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Pearbnb = especially for couples who are… not skinny 
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I wonder why @konacoconutz hasn’t yet mentioned shakespearebnb 
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Dudeabidestherebnb: Slightly stained oriental carpets. Bowling alley in the basement. Free bathrobes. White Russian happy hour every evening! 420 friendly. Nondiscrimination policy: All are welcome with the exception of German nihilists.
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… excusez-moi 
Someone is going to build that