@Astaire can I just say - thanks for bringing your wit and lightheartedness to the forum. Your posts are pure awesome
I think I am already a permanent resident
Thank you so much @Gardenhost, that’s a very kind thing to say.
A tip o the hat to Astaire!
je vous en prie! doitashimashite!
I thought solitairebnb was for people in the office bored?
I was thinking along these lines too! Mine was going to be alapeciabnb but that’s opposite to the intention of the thread (as in, only guests with NO HAIR are welcome!).
Hairbnb - for bald men looking to restore!
Winebnb for people who like a taste of the local vines;
Whinebnb for people for whom not even the best will do
I lol’d at Blairbnb
Dispairbnb : Fawlty Towers-esque, comically terrible accommodations… catering to the niche market of people who go on holiday just to complain? Think I’m onto something :)?
RepairBnb catering to handymen everywhere! Come and get your fix!
Idon’tcarebnb: Flexible check-in; there is no lock on the door. Bring as many people as you want – party hearty! Host does not clean; bring your own cleaning supplies if wanted. Water, heat and /or electric may or may not be working depending on whether host has bothered to pay bill. No beds; plenty of floor space. Shared space with host’s friends, relatives and the occasional squatter.
I think I saw a listing like this
Yes, I have heard of peebnb. They used to provide exactly one toilet-sharing place in our city of 1,000,000 people. Big deal. Probably have to wait for 5 hours for the loo to be vacant. I don’t think they are around, any longer.
Pearbnb = especially for couples who are… not skinny
I wonder why @konacoconutz hasn’t yet mentioned shakespearebnb
Dudeabidestherebnb: Slightly stained oriental carpets. Bowling alley in the basement. Free bathrobes. White Russian happy hour every evening! 420 friendly. Nondiscrimination policy: All are welcome with the exception of German nihilists.
Someone is going to build that
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