Does this paragraph make me sound like a witch?
This humble, simple, older abode is located in a gem of a little town that embodies the charm of the Adirondacks Mountains!
The perfect vacation destination for seriously laid back adventurers, peeps who appreciate a chill zone atmosphere, is best suited for self sufficient guests who want to truly experience what this little town has to offer in terms of peace, nature, interesting sights.
In other words, if anyone has ever called you high maintenance, you are probably not going to want to stay here. And if you are not a responsible consumer and don’t bother to actually read every line of this listing, to know what you are paying for, please do not ask to stay here!
And does this make sound burned out?
Interactions with Guests
I honor your privacy, will not go upstairs during your stay, but I do enjoy sharing local spots and directions to guide you to unique adventures–in person or via airbnb message system. While I truly love being an Airbnb host, please remember, you are paying to rent a room and private bath, you are not paying for my undivided attention during your stay.