Saving Private Chen

OK, Private Chen

Plastic is not generally a luxury material. Your place would look more elegant if you got rid of:

-The pink plastic flower pot on the kitchen counter
-All of the plastic flowers in vases
-The red plastic kitchen tool hanging from the wall

The little trash can does not need to be in the photo of the room.

In your section about parking, you say something to the effect that if a guests parks an expensive car in the street, local children will scratch it up. This does not make your neighborhood sound very nice.

Cut out the part about the firemen coming if a guest lights up a cigarette. I understand that you don’t want people smoking in your apartment, but it makes you sound like a loon.

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