When you can smell the bad review coming

I think that day we walked ten miles EASY!!!
And I did it in my new boots. :smile:

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My version:

In my listing and house notes “The local beaches **** and ** **** are lively, good fun and very popular with Spanish families who spend all day there. They are lined with restaurants and bars. They are NOT beautiful or picturesque. The sand is dark brown (natural colour, not dirty) and the water is safe but sometimes has seaweed and garbage. On the next page you will find our Top Ten beaches in Malaga province and how to get to them.”

50% of guests: “Well, we meant to stay all day on the beach but it was so crowded with Spanish and really the sand wasn’t golden at all, we have nicer sand in Blackpool. And we thought the Mediterranean would be blue…”

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Soooooo typical!!! My 50 percent always write that we are further from town than they thought, even though distance and rural location is in my description written a million different ways!! Argh!

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Have these guests reviewed you yet? Looking forward to an update!