These are mine. I choose to put a small synopsis of the listing description at the top. I had several more rules at one point (no torrenting, for example) but found they were in reaction to one-off issues with guests. It’s hard to find the sweet spot between keeping mayhem at bay and coming off as a power-tripping security guard. 
I want you to have a great stay! Since this is a home, not a hotel, please take note of the following:
BEFORE BOOKING: Know that Nested is the second story of a two story house. It is small (~440sf/40sm), self-sufficient and private, but only set up for beverage and light snack prep (Has fridge & microwave, but no range or kitchen sink). There’s Wi-Fi, but no TV; and shower but no tub. I live downstairs with Izzy the cat.
BEFORE ARRIVAL:
Please give me an estimated arrival time by the day before your stay. Self check-in is available anytime after 3pm; I’m most available to greet you 5-9pm.Make sure your guest count on the reservation is accurate (and includes ages, if under 18), since only registered guests are allowed on the property (insurance reasons).
WHILE YOU’RE HERE:
Keep gates shut.Keep noise to a conversational volume (and quiet entrance/exit) between 11pm and 8am.
Don’t flush anything other than toilet paper & human waste down the toilet.
Tobacco, vaping, or medical MJ allowed OUTDOORS ONLY, at table near garage.
Before leaving put trash in bins, hang towels, and lock the door. It isn’t necessary to strip or make beds. Cleaning in excess of 3 hours (it typically takes 2) is charged at $35/hour.
To confirm your identity I may ask to see a government ID.
Thanks for reading! Let me know whether you prefer wine or chocolate to kick off your stay in TC.
I hope to never evict a guest, but in case of major disruption or rule violations, all guests will be asked to leave the property immediately without refund. Exclusive use of the space extends through the end of your paid stay. Any personal items will be removed from the suite & door code changed shortly after checkout time.