I just got my weirdest ever enquiry. The profile was a guy (lets call him XXX), photo of a semi-naked fella in a straw hat.
The first part of the message was pretty normal and read as thus …
My name is X and i look for an apartment to book for my employer XXX
Is it an apartment to be alone or shared with you or others?
I was keen to put them off ( on the photo alone) so I replied -
" Hi X,
Yes, it is my house and I live there too. So not a private apartment.
Then came the bombshell reply :
" For me is perfect, if it is for you
We are a factory that produces tools for construction and XXX is my technical salesman in North Europe.
He uses to go to Sweden 3 or 4 times per year but the apartment that he used to rent has closed.
Now he looks for a new one to be able to stay when he goes there (we understand that sometimes can be rented to others).
But i have to explain you also that in his privacy, XXX is submissive and obeys his partner and also me and one of the conditions is that he must be always dressed as a woman when is in the apartment, like he must do when is here at his house.
Also, i prefere that he shares the apartment with the owner, knowing that he feels so ashamed being in woman clothes; but the only rule is that can’t be any man there.
He is submissive, polite and respectful and you would never have any problem with him. He is travelling for several years and never had any trouble."
Can anyone else top that in the strangeness stakes??