The house manual from hell - Have a Relaxed Airbnb Visit — but Not Too Relaxed

A funny article worth a read for some laughs!


This one was my favorite!

  1. You’ll find firewood, kindling, and matches beside the fireplace, which cannot be used by guests and is just there to taunt you.

This is hilarious and based on some of the posts I’ve seen on this forum I don’t think it’s much of an exaggeration.


Thanks for posting, we had a really good laugh!

Hilarious! Since I have a nosy neighbor, who likes to interrogate my guests, this is my favorite:

" Do NOT attempt to enter the house with the faded sunflower yellow shutters. And if the owner is outdoors and sees you, say you are Cindy’s cousin."