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The beach was too sandy! I need a refund!



  1. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

  2. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

  3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

  4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”

  5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

  6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

  7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be banned.”

  8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

  9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

  10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

  11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

  12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

  13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

  14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

  15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

  16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

  17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

  18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

  19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”


Now they are just brilliant!

:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:


Oh how funny. As someone once said…you can’t cure stupid


On a main street in Victoria, British Columbia, there’s a string of shops bursting with trinkets for tourists. On a whim, I entered several of them and asked the attendants what was the craziest question they’d been asked,
The majority answered the same:
“Does the Canadian flag come in different colours?”
Now, was that one tourist hoping to find our Maple Leaf flag in purple or lime green, or have there been others?


Be ready folks, they are walking among us, breeding…and multiplying!


I think, given it’s Thomas Cook, that they are breeding on a small island…


I was a rep for Lancaster/Intasun. I can assure you these are similar to what I heard. I once got told off because it was raining!


hahahaha I’m in stitches<><> Where do travelers get these ideas! They should stay home where there are no foreigners, no mosquitos, bland local food, controlled atmosphere and no sand!


If they are German, they can - and still go on a vacation. :rofl:


Love number 15, I’m Spanish!! :heart_eyes::rofl:


Thank you, I needed a good laugh…


Where did you get this list @konacoconutz?


Reminds me of the annual list of the ten most ridiculous phone calls to UK emergency services;-

Caller wants West Midlands Ambulance Service to resuscitate a dead pigeon.
Caller wants to know what temperature it is outside.
One man rang because he couldn’t find his trousers.“There’s a hedgehog in my garden”.
“Can you call me a cab, I’m out of credit on my mobile phone”.
Staff at a care home phoned for an ambulance because the wanted one to take them to a job interview at a hospital.
Greater Manchester Police received a phone call from someone complaining they had been waiting for a pizza delivery for 45 minutes.
A keen gamer rang to complain that his eyes hurt after playing on his console for six hours.
Someone wanted an ambulance in the West Midlands because their feet were bleeding after wearing new shoes.
And the same service received a call from a man who “couldn’t walk after too much dancing”.

Cake Icing; over the course of a year Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service rescued three men with rings stuck on their penises and 13 people trapped in handcuffs…


Off the Internet! Can’t vouch for its authenticity!


Hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.


I’m sorry I have to say it, sounds like comments from a D.T. family vacation

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