This forum taught me to stick to the facts and write when you are less emotional. It takes ages to make them short. I also consider how I might have contributed to the situation. I know people don’t read so the synopsis is in the rules. If they didn’t read them, that is not my issue. But it rarely comes down to that
You are wonderfully patient. Thoughtful. Great sense of humor. (Your report on the nightmare guest was painfully hilarious). May all your future guests be equal to your best attributes. And by all means have a glass or two of wine. You were awesome.