I’m so mad for you, I’m speechless. Almost 
. My husband is always saying his corporate coaches teach, “Try again, 80% fewer words.” So here’s a Rev 1.2 to edit (or toss 
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“Smoked (non-smoking home), food garbage strewn about room, hair dye ruined towels, dirty dishes in common areas, ignored multiple requests to follow agreed upon rules - smiling in our faces and then repeatedly breaking them. WILL NEVER HOST AGAIN!
Ok, maybe that’s only like 30%, but it’s a start 