I’m going to re-post an old one of mine…
I allowed a couple to drop off their bags early before the room was ready. They were very grateful. Took the keys and went off to explore the city. It was a particularly hot day so, after they left, I stripped down to my underwear, put my ipod on and started ironing the bedlinen.
Yeah… guests came back because they forgot something. Found me jiggling my skinny arse and singing very loudly and tunelessly to Florence And The Machine.
