May your guests be ghosts who move silently through the night
no goblins who party - oh my such a fright!
more skeletons please who are barely there
and have no need for kitchens because, well, the food goes nowhere
off you go! Dracula…the nerve showing up late
try the Bates Motel you psycho if my rates make you irate
fair well today my fellow hosts and be on your mettle
live to see another day full of chats about kettles!
