Got my first crazy guest

One is enough. I figure if some host out there is bothered enough to write a negative review then the guest is a bad bet.

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Well, there are some nutty hosts out there too. So I’d consider one negative review to be a case where there is room for reasonable doubt. Then again, negative reviews are so rare on Airbnb I’m generally inclined to take them seriously.

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More nutty guests than hosts, I’d wager.

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Agreed. A host has more accountability.

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Her picture, especially the 3rd one, says it all. She’s crazy. And not a good crazy but a bad, mean crazy.

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Hi @Tz_Terri,

I see only one bad review before yours. So it should be bad review, singular. Unless I’m missing something.

Holy moly… That is SHEER CRAZY… .She is a complete KOOK, a total nut. Thank you for writing that review. No one will ever rent to this nutjob now~

One bad review is enough!!!

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And she’s from Miami Beach :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
We’re all a bit nuts in South Florida…

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The strange thing is she is supposedly into all these healthy things and energy waves and things and yet is a closet smoker!!!

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I’ve met several people like that. Avid hikers, fitness instructors, etc, who smoke.

Yes, only one bad review before mine so I was referring to reviews but not as in more than one.

Here is our conversation. Lesson learned.

"I think I have found everything. You seem to have removed a bunch of stuff from the room and placed them in draws and the closet. Why would you take the geode and hide it in a draw? You even took the pad off the bed. Spent about twenty minutes trying to find everything.

There are scuff makes all over the floor from you dragging the furniture around. Those will come off with a hard scrubbing when I mop the floor so it isn’t a big deal.

What is a big deal is the smell of cigarette smoke in the room. The bed now reeks of cigarette smoke as does the whole room. Don’t know if you broke my rules by smoking in the room or if you are so saturated of the cigarette smoke that it got on everything . Now I have to figure out how to get this smell out of everything before my next guest.

You have caused me a bunch of work and aggravation. Just like someone said you would in your reviews.
Oct 21, 2016

Towels and crystal are in dresser dtawers
Oct 21, 2016 via Airbnb SMS

I took pictures of everything so do not give me bad review.
Oct 21, 2016 via Airbnb SMS

I did not break it. No problem. God bless.
Oct 21, 2016 via Airbnb SMS
Two drops of Gorilla Glue on the sink that you broke will not make anyone sick.

But this is your choice. You were the worst guest that I have ever had. I should have not ignored your past bad reviews.

Please get some mental help.
Oct 21, 2016

O. K. Perfect. Thanks. See you tomorrow.

My phone is (PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN)

Terri. Not returning. Gkue made me sick. Alarm on. Door locked. Key in mailbox
Oct 18, 2016 via Airbnb SMS
1 pm is fine.

My phone is (PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN). Text me if anything changes or you need me :slight_smile:
Oct 18, 2016

Noon - 1:00 o.k.?
Oct 18, 2016 via Airbnb SMS
What time should I expect you to check in?
Oct 18, 2016

BOOKING CONFIRMED 10/18/2016
RESERVATION CONFIRMED 10/18/2016

O.K. Will book.
Oct 18, 2016
Don’t worry about it as it says you are verified so it must be a glitch in their system.
Oct 18, 2016

O.K. Perfect. Then tomorrow it will be dry and have no chemical smell from the cleaning today which works for me! :slight_smile: As to the government i.d. I cannot find the place on the dashboard to upload it. Can you tell me where or do I need to contact AirBnB? Did you see my site? I am also on (SENSITIVE CONTENTS HIDDEN), (SENSITIVE CONTENTS HIDDEN) and have a blog. theladyisachamp . (URL HIDDEN) Probably none of this will come through. Hope it does!
Oct 18, 2016
No worries, just making sure.

Room looks exactly like the pic and was just thoroughly cleaned today. All bedding, including the comforter, plus towels were washed after a guest left today. Plus the floors were vacuumed and mopped.

I have cats, but no litter box as they have cat doors so go out in my backyard for that.
Oct 18, 2016

Dear Terri,

I certainly do not expect you to re-clean. It looks very clean. Nor remove anything. But some of the people on AirBnB don’t have realistic pics on the site. That is why I ask you the questions.

Gloria has a stunning house on the golf course but the mother-in-law suite is neglected and does not match the pics on the site. Gloria was less than honest. I will have to write the truth about her but I don’t like to disparage people. She has a different definition of clean than most. The suite was extremely dirty, cockroaches in the bathtub and on the bed, black mold, dog poop outside the door, etc.

Best, Lana

Oct 18, 2016
I’m also a bit concerned​ about this past review on you.
“she made us clean the room thoroughly again (even though it was already cleaned for her) with her own cleaning products, and then take all the pillows, bathroom products and everything on the closet out of the room. A lot of extra work at a very low rate. She is a bit needy, demanding and requires a lot of attention.”

The room is cleaned and everything is washed after each guest. Do not expect​ me to reclean the room and start removing stuff.
Oct 18, 2016

Yes, I submitted it and will do it again if it is not there. Let me do that now. Will let you know when it is uploaded. You can also check out my website. My first name, Lana. And my last name, Keeton. (URL HIDDEN) If they don’t hide that also.
Oct 18, 2016
One last thing. I just noticed that you have not submitted your ID to Air BnB and I do require that of all my guests.
Oct 18, 2016

O.K. that sounds good as it is the newly manufactured tile that bothers me. !2 years it should be fine. Thanks for the feedback!
Oct 18, 2016
My house has porcelain tile throughout the entire house. It is about 12 years old. House was built in 1952 so it is an older house with baths and kitchen upgraded.

It would not be possible for you to see my house as you would not know the address until after booking.
Oct 18, 2016

Hi Terri, Just checking to see if tile floors are manufactured tile because some of them have a chemical coating that bothers me. I had black mold in my house earlier this year and ever since I am more sensitive to floors. Ridiculous, I know. But better to know in advance. Is it possible for me to pass by before booking, cause I can tell as soon as I walk in the door? Want to be a good guest! Best, Lana p.s. just now saw the message.
Oct 18, 2016
I can not call you as phone numbers are hidden until​ after booking.

What is it that you want to ask me?
Oct 18, 2016

LANA’S INQUIRY 10/18/2016

Hi Terri, Will book when I get back to my computer. Thanks! Lana

Back at my computer and I am ready to book. I would appreciate it if you would call me first please. (PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN). Thanks, Lana
Oct 18, 2016
No wood here. Tile through the whole house.
Oct 18, 2016

PRE-APPROVED 10/18/2016
LANA’S INQUIRY 10/18/2016

Good morning Terri,

I intend to book for 3 days but will probably stay longer. I love animals and am not allergic to cats.

The place looks great. Just want to verify there are no synthetic wood floors in the main living area. By looking at the kind of floors in the bedroom, I doubt it but want to be sure cause I am allergic to laminates.

I am in the middle of a move and I am excited about your place cause I have friends who live nearby.

I look forward to meeting you! Best, Lana Keeton

And here is her review of me.
Very uncomfortable experience. Host was rude, dismissive, disrespectful. Place was dirty. Black mold on property directly adjacent to windows in room. A health hazard. Wet cat jumped on bed on sheets and she would not wash them. Said they were washed day before. Heavy smell of incense when enter. Gargoyles on mantel. Crystals in bedroom. Almost daily robberies and car breakins in neighborhood but says on profile “safe neighborhood”. Uploaded photos of all of this to Airbnb. Not sure how there are so many rave reviews. Paid for minimum 3 days but left after 2.
October 2016 ¡
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Response from Terri:

You broke my rules by smoking in the house so I had the rent a steam cleaner to get the smell of smell out of the room. You broke the stopper on the sink and then when I used a drop of glue on it you freaked out that I had used glue. I’m also missing a towel and rolls of toilet paper from the room. I have no control over my neighbor’s fence and that is what a wooden fence looks like. Don’t understand what your issue with my neighbor’s fence was. It states that I have cats in my discription. You let a cat in your room. He was in there for less than one minute and was not wet. All the bedding was washed the day before you arrived as it always is for all my guests so there was no need to wash everything again because a cat was in your room for a minute. So what that I have “Gargoyles on mantel. Crystals in bedroom”? You also said that your were allergic to electricity and my house does have electricity. My neighborhood is in an upscale very safe neighborhood but like any neighborhood we do have a problem with kids stealing things from unlocked cars and houses so this is why I have an alarm system and asked you to please stop leaving the windows open when you leave. In fact the only reason that the windows were pome is because you had me turn off the A/C and open them. As far as " Heavy smell of incense when enter" I do use cleaning products that most people find pleasant. Plus I sometimes light a stick on the fireplace’s mantel but it had been over a week since I lit an incense. Take a look at the review that I left for you along with other reviews showing that you are a hideous guest. https://www.airbnb.com/users/show/95434442

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oh lordy… this would have been my first red flag… showing the guest was off her rocker. Allergic to laminate floors?
And if she was an Air guest before, wouldn’t she know she couldn’t call?

Then this:

I would have said no thanks after reading just one of these statements/questions… Red flags all over!!!

So sorry you hosted her, and as I said, no one will again.

You might ask Airbnb if they can remove her review as she is obviously not in her right mind.

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Interesting…

http://www.meshmedicaldevicenewsdesk.com/lana-keetons-recovery-fund/

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And: https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/lana-s-disaster-recovery-fund

She’s raised more than $1700 for herself!

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Yep. I take it those were for Airbnb funds…?

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Guess I’m an evil witch as I have “Gargoyles on mantel. Crystals in bedroom.”

At least now I know why I found the geode wrapped in aluminum foil hidden in a draw. Didn’t realize that it was an evil rock. lol

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Geodes have good vibes! They are often composed of amethyst, the best vibing crystal out there!

Really Terri, try calling Air to ask that nutty review be removed. You might have a shot!

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