I have 3 rooms and 2 parking spaces. The listing that has no parking clearly says so in at least 2 places, and I have “please read the entire listing before booking” right at the top in the summary. I list all the car parks around town, what they charge, I means it bloody paragraphs of information. So naturally guests have arrived today and not only parked in the car park, they have, according the the other guests who DO have parking and arrived shortly after, arrived in a Sherman tank. These people asked me to provide champagne, flutes and a wine cooler, none of which I had, and bought for them, and now they have gone out and are not answering their phone. I am going to request money for the Champagne as it was £20 and I only charge £70 for the room and I am now going to drink some tequila.
Over and out.