I thought that too and it did make me chuckle a little.
I rarely get noisy guests for some reason, in fact it's the extra quiet ones that often annoy me. They creep in silently and then surprise me when I'm singing tunelessly or having a good old cursing session at the washing machine/hoover/cat/whatever. I don't know how you would go about 'getting back' at these sort of guests. Maybe hide near the bathroom, wait until they need to pee and then suddenly appear with a big grin and ask how was their day.
Ha, that would be a great review to read!