One of the main reasons I hang out on host forums is to be reassured that guests don’t read.
It’s hard at the beginning, but 4 years and 60 reviews in, I still have “what were they thinking?” moments.
I’ve noticed that the tweaking I do to my listing is moving away from adjectives (“safe” “clean” and “comfortable” are, alas, subjective and I want to manage guest expectations) and more towards concrete details (Casper mattress, 20 minutes from Manhattan, 3 loud kids and cat)
Taking a picture of the curtain (if you haven’t already) might help?
(Though I’ve got pictures of my cat in my listing… people are still surprised. Sigh.)