I dunno. I'm guessing that someone who joins up to a forum and in their second post calls regulars 'histrionic' because they tried to help them out is not really airbnb material. I mean, is this the manner in which you usually introduce yourself to strangers? If so, your calendar is the least of your problems.
edit I see you were called histrionic first - my mistake, sorry. But it would be a good idea to act friendly if you want serious advice.